Most Likely To Halloween

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get chased by the killer, only to die because they tripped over a branch

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sleep with the masked killer

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be the “final girl” who survives

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have a crash out because they walked into a spider web

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secretly be a werewolf without anyone knowing

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travel back to the medieval ages and IMMEDIATELY get burned at the stake for being a witch

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die of a heart attack when a friend tries to scare them

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sleep in a cemetery without any trouble

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forget where they hid the murder weapon after killing someone

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get freaky with a vampire while on their period

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alert the killer of their hiding place because they farted

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ask to sleep in your bed after watching a horror movie

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get complimented on their "scary costume/scary make up” on Halloween when wearing a normal outfit

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join the killer’s side in a horror movie

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thrive in a world where it’s always night

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wake up in an ice bath and realize their date stole their kidney

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keep their friend chained in the basement after they turned into a zombie, not having the heart to kill them (talks to them every day)

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accidentally get buried alive

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psycho-analyze and empathize with their abductor to try to escape

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get pulled into a mass hysteria / “folie a deux” event

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abandon their child when they draw a creepy drawing of their scary ahh “imaginary friend”

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have fun while playing hide and seek with a haunted doll

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die by the killer because they just HAD to look / were too curious

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keep bones in their house as decoration

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perform a hit and run

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not be affected by the apocalypse because they have a secret bunker with goods

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kill someone by serving them a delicious meal - that’s poisoned

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create a fungus monster from the food they’ve left out and forgotten for years

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get killed because they uncovered something the government doesn't want anyone to know

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pay a witch on Etsy to hex someone they hate

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get killed by picking up a hitchhiker

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run upstairs instead of out the front door when being chased by a murderer

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get possessed by a demon because they bought an antique mirror at a garage sale for $1

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get killed by a chainsaw maniac because they were wearing noise-canceling headphones

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ask a serial killer what their sun, moon, and rising signs are while tied to a chair

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get cursed by a witch and not even notice a difference in their everyday life

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stalk their crush in ways to the point where it gets very problematic

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eat a piece of candy they found on the sidewalk on Halloween night.

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accidentally join a cult because they thought it was like a cute communal farming living thing (like midsommar)

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sleep through an entire home invasion because they took melatonin

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walk through a haunted corn maze only to get lost and survive the next weeks by eating their way out

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be completely immune to zombie bites because their immune system is just that crazy

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move into an obviously haunted house because they just couldn't resist its high ceilings and vintage hardwood floors

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turn out to be the twist killer in the movie, but their motive was literally just that they were bored

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hire an evil clown for their child’s birthday party because they were way cheaper than a regular clown

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get turned into a vampire and complain about missing garlic bread for the rest of eternity

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say "I'll be right back" in a horror movie and never be seen again

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get possessed by a demon, but the demon leaves after 10 minutes because their thoughts are too chaotic

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befriend the ghost of a victorian child and lets them live in their house

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convince their young children that if they misbehave, “the monster is going to get them”

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go camping in the deep woods, hear a monster screech, only to mistake it as a an animal and yell at them from their tent to shut the hell up

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spend the entire zombie apocalypse trying to find their favorite guilty pleasure snack

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get cancelled online because they asked a an angry werewolf if it was “their time of the month”

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get turned into a vampire and immediately complain about how bright the moon is

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mistake a neighbor's very realistic Halloween decoration for a real corpse and call the police

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keep quiet about seeing creepy things because they don't want to get put in the psych ward

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make a dark joke at the absolute worst possible moment during a scary situation.

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forget their phone, flashlight, or keys right when everyone needs to leave immediately

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be the first one to say "I told you so" right after everything goes horribly wrong.

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get emotionally attached to a creepy doll or strange object they found on the street.