Audition For once upon a Mattress

Dauntless: Sum

Sum S - U - M Sum

Dauntless: Summer

Summer S - U - M - E - R

Dauntless: Good well if mama tests you in Literature or spelling, your sure to pass Fred. That leaves… History

History that takes quite a lot in but lets give it a whirl

Dauntless: The first chapter is called “The Bravery of Prince Waldere”

Waldere….

Dauntless: Young Waldere wishing to slay the dragon Fafner…

Who

Dauntless: Wishing to slay the Dragon Fafner

Oh yeah Fafner that one

Dauntless: Takes his fathers sword Minning

Minning…

Dauntless: Disguised as the west wind he goes into the forest suprise’s Fafner in his lair and slays him, whereupon he is enabled to understand the speech of birds. Meanwhile, Walderes father, Alberich, disguised as the sacred goat tells him that the spirit of Gunthere

Oh yeah Gunthere but I thought… Did you ring for a pageboy

Dauntless: No

You’ve got the wrong room son… Aren’ t you Larken

Larken: Yes your highness

Whats the matter

Larken: I am in disguise your highness I… I was running away

I see well sit down and rest Dauntless pull up a chair

Larken: But the queen has order me…

Never mind what the queen has ordered

Larken: But your highness

oh sit down… now then whats this all about

Dauntless: You mean big nice Harry

Just a minute… what did you do to him

Larken: What did I do?

Well you must have done something your talking the way I did once when I was afraid to go home because i’d given my little brother a bloody lip

Larken: We had a little disagreement

So you decided to run away?