They Fell Cue Lines RANDY

C: “I believe you, I’m just sayin’”

R: “It was bad, Chad. Bad.”

C: “I hear ya, b—”

R: “But you’re not listin’. Chad, it was bad.”

C: “No you’re not listenin’ cause—”

R: “Real bad…”

C: “I’m tryin to tell you that I had a pretty bad time myself.”

R: “No. there’s no way!—”

C: “It was pretty bad, Randy”

R: “Really.”

C: “Yeah”

R: “Okay… go”

C: “She— She said she didn’t like the way I smelled.”

R: “Sally Dunleavy told you she didn’t like the way—”

C: “Yeah”

R: “When?”

C: “When I picked her up…but she couldn’t go out because she didn’t like the way I smelled, never had!”

R: “what?”

C: “She said…and left me sittin’ right there in her driveway.”

R: “Cause she didn’t like the way you smelled?”

C: “yeah”

R: “well what kinda— I don’t mind the way you smell.”

C: “thanks”

R: “jeez”

C: “Yeah… told you it was bad.”

R: “more than bad Chad, that’s sad.”

C: “yeah. So I’m guessin’ i’m the big winner tonight… couple beers at the moose patty.. and just hang out.”

R: “I didn’t say you were the big winner.”

C: “What?”

R: “Did I say you’re the big winner?”

C: “No—”

R: “No all that’s pretty sad, Chad, and bad, but you didn’t win.”

C: “what do you mean?”

R: “You didn’t win”

C: “You can beat bein’ told you smell bad?”

R: “Yeah.”

C: “Well then…”

R: “Mine’s face broke.”

C: “What?”

R: “Her face broke.”

C: “Her—”

R: “Only get one chance with a girl like Yvonne LaFrance, and her face broke. Told you it was bad.”

C: “How did her face brake?”

R: “When we were dancin’.”

C: “dancin’?”

R: “Yup”

C: “Why were you dancin’?”

R: “Cause that’s what she wanted to do. On our dat. So I took her. Took her dancin’ down to the rec center. You pay, then you get a lessen, then you dance all night. they teach “together dancin’”, how to dance together, and we learned that thing where you throw the girl up and over, and, Yvonne— well she’s pretty small.. and I’m pretty strong. And I threw her up and over, and, well… I threw her over over. and she landed on her face. and it broke. had to take her to the emergency room.”

C: “That’s a drive”

R: “thirty-eight miles.”

C: “yup”

R: “And she cried”

C: “Hate that.”

R: “Whole way. Then had me call her old boyfriend to come get her.”

C: “Ooh”

R: '“He did. Told me to “please leave.” He’s small as she is. What?”

C: “That’s just — pretty bad.”

R: “Yup.” (1)

C: “And sad”

R: “Yup” (2)

C: “So… I guess you win.”

R: “Yup!” (3)

C: “That right there might make you the big winner of all time!”

R: “Yup” (4)

C: ““baddest date guy” of all time!”

R: “yup.”

C: “congratulations!”

R: “thank you.”

C: “So, what do you pick tomorrow?”

R: “Bowlin’, supper at the snowmobile club, coupla’ beers. just hang out.”