The Lightning Thief Lines (Clarisse)

You think I’m tough? How do you think he is at Capture the Flag?

CAPTURE THE FLAG!

Who’s the captain of the other team?

I am.

Meet Clarisse, the daughter of Ares, god of war.

You got a problem with that? Prepare to be pulverized— newbie.

I’ll put you in your place (sung)

What’s that noise?

OO-OOOAAAAAH!!

You’re worm meat, Jackson! Worm meat!

It’s a record company? Actually, I’m not surprised.

Don’t get eaten by monsters.

I hoofed it here as soon as I heard. All hail, Perseus Jackson, hero of Olympus!

Percy’s alive?

Hey Clarisse, we met your dad. He’s not as tough as you.

You met my dad? Did he mention me?

He’ll be back.

Then he’ll be sorry.

Oh great, she’s crying.

I was walking in the strawberry fields and with Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers. Everywhere!

Course who am I to give relationship? I’m literally the god of alcohol.

But he loves me —

He’s doing it wrong

Yeah, who’s your godly parent?