ACTUAL Coffee Tea

(Scene Start)

Man One: I’ll have a coffee. (Lila)

Man Two: I'll have a tea. (Margot)

Man One: A tea…a surprising order from someone like you.

Man Two: Someone like me? Don’t you see, it is you who should order a tea.

Man One: Me? A tea? Crazy you must be. The superior order is clearly coffee.

Man Two : A Coffee? Blasphemy! It is people like you who ruin our country with your “coffee over tea.”

Man One: The people should know that Coffee's the way.

Man Two: And take a sip of Coffee? No way.

Man One: It’s time we send you people away.

[The two men take a sip of their coffee at the same time] Man Two: I see you copying me.

Man One: Copying you? We are not the same. Leave me be.

Man Two: We are not in any way! I would never grab a coffee.

Man One: Yet you drink your tea just as I drink my drink.

Man Two: Just think! That someone like me would ever want to be like someone like you.

Man One: Yet, with nothing in common, you choose to drink when I drink too.

Man Two: Nothing in common that is for certain.

Man One: But might it be true that it may be uncertain

Man Two: No. You drink Coffee.

Man One: And you drink tea.