Max Lines for "Jingle Arrgh the Way"

Jeremy Jacob: Oh no!

Yeah - Swill tried to grab the dictionary and let go of the wheel and we ended up in Zanzibar - or someplace called Greenville, South Carolina

But me’ parrot Petey was like a GPS - and saved the day by squawking out directions!

Braid Beard: Besides comin’ to visit our favorite Pirate? THIS!

We found it in the crow’s nest of the ship!

Braid Beard: You know - clever - cunning -

Yeah, brainy -

All Pirates : Long!

We had to come by way of the Bear-muda Quadrangle - and we woulda’ got stuck without the help of the pirate schooner “Melinda!”

Sharktooth: Happy Birthday! Squawk!

And from Petey, too!

Braid Beard: A play?!!

A play? We like to play.

Braid Beard: It be a “NATIONAL Treasure” then, Laddie?

Should I get you some lemon juice and a hairdryer?

Pierre: Hmmmm - he has zee beard.

He has zee big belly (oops) I mean he has a big belly!

Swill: Unfurl the sails!

Phasers locked on target!

Pirates: Captain, no!!!!

Not again!

Braid Beard: And to think - all the time I thought these were funny colored cannonballs! Hmmm! Maybe we’ll start a league of our own! But then again - we pirates aren’t much for all that- physical exercise!

Yes, Jeremy Jacob - we pirates don’t often play games - but when we DO - we play BOARD GAMES!

Pierre: NO! Eeet ees YOU who must go to zee brig and not collect zee two hundred dollars!

Are we playin’ or not?! C’mon - I’m winning!

Pirates: NO LAYERS!

Captain! There be big chunks of ice all around the ship!

I don’t mind the cold - like my Dad always says - try to make the MOST of it! And after all - it’s the MOST wonderful time of the -

Ahemmmm! What’s so wonderful about it, Jeremy Boy?!!

The north pole scene: music act 2

Wait, Captain - could it be? It is! Land ho! The North Pole!

What was that!?

I think it was your stomach, Captain!

Jeremy Jacob: Look out!

Woaah!

Sharktooth: Woaah!

C’mon Men!

Swill: Outta’ my way!

Whoaah!

Braid Beard: You better run!

Move it!

Sharktooth: Sqwakkk! Uncanny!

It’s like they’re lookin’ in a mirror!

Braid Beard: And this here’s Swill and Max.

Please to meet ‘cha, Santa!

Santa: Oh, I see - Ho! Ho! Ho!

Did he say “YO Ho Ho? or “HO Ho Ho?”

Swill: I definitely heard “Ho Ho Ho” - not “YO Ho HO.”

But - for US - it’s “YO Ho Ho.”

Pierre: You Zay meeezzen - I say miiiiii-zen!

You say poop deck - I say poop deck!

Sharktooth: BUT IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER

I’M A STAR!

Uhh - excuse me, sir - Can I have your autograph

Sharktooth: Then it must be about parties.

Or maybe shopping?

Braid Beard: Can you give us a clue here, Santa? Is it bigger than a treasure chest?

Wider than the Indian Ocean?

Braid Beard: We’ve got to go away -

But baby, it’s cold outside -