you got older (60 second cut)

H Y H O T C?

Have you heard of the curse?

Y K S A S, T B U W Y.

You knit someone a sweater, they break up with you.

I H T M. W J.

It happened to me, with Johnny.

I K H A S. A W B U. L T M L.

I knit him a sweater, and we broke up, like three months later.

A A, A J A I B U, H G T H, R B C.

And also, after Johnny and I broke up, he got this horrible, rare blood cancer.

A H D.

And he died.

A T W T I F O I T O D I G T P I T M.

And the way that I found out is that one day I got this package in the mail.

A I O I U. A I W T S.

And I opened it up, and it was the sweater.

I W W S Y H D O C.

It’s weird when someone you hate dies of cancer.

I P S I W H D O C.

I’m pretty sure I wished he’d die of cancer.

I P S I S T I H D T W W G A N G I G A P A K A L.

I’m pretty sure I said that if he died, the world would get a net gain in goodness and purity and kindness and love.

B Y. I D M I. I D T I M I. M I M I.

But yeah. I didn’t mean it. I don’t think I meant it? Maybe I meant it.

I G I D M I. A T T.

I guess I did mean it. At the time.

I A C, I S H D. I D W H T A D.

In any case, I’m sorry he died. I didn’t want him to actually die.