Gov Inspector Scene 5

The most extraordinary piece of news I’m hearing, Governor

Might I have the honor of congratulating you, Governor, on your unusual good fortune? May you and the new couple have long lives with many grandchildren and great grandchildren!

Thank you very much. But tomorrow he’ll be back..

I wish you good health, your Honor!

Read it!!

Read!

I’ll continue. “The Health Director..”

Why did you stop, Health Director?

The handwriting isn’t really clear…

Give it to me. My eyesight is better.

No. This part can be omitted. It’s unreadable. After that, it’s legible

I’ll see for myself.

I can read it myself.

Hand over the letter.

Read it all, nonsense, read it all.

The Health Director is a regular pig in a cap!

The spitting image!

There’s more.

You should stop now.

The Education Director reeks of onions and wears too much rouge.

Well thank God there’s nothing about me in that letter.

The Judge is a…

Go on, go on.

The Judge is a swindler and only cares about puppies and geese.

Keep reading, Captain. You’re in there, too

No, no, that’s enough

Skip to the last part then.

I can’t stick around.. the clowns think I’m some fancy Government Inspector.. I took their money.. I’m laughing at their stupidity… and their corruption

Six hundred from me.

And me.

Pot bellied mushrooms!

Jelly-livered reptiles!

Not a Government Inspector (Education Director)

Not a Government Inspector