Witches In salem by Matthew Cox John Proctor Lines

Yeah?

Yes?

Yeah?

Yes?

Sorry, John Proctor. What you think about these witches?

Putnam and Parris stirring up troubles, nothing more. I could go on about it - which I will: A MAN MAY THINK GOD SLEEPS BUT -

Good morrow, Gentleman

Good morrow, Bridget Bishop

Say johns

Yes?

You heard about the Witches?

Don't pay a care to a word PUTNAM says. I'll tell him that to his face, as I have many times. I'm with the PORTERS.

What's this - drinking past nine? You all deserve to be LOCKED UP. But not by me. Morrow gentleman! Goody Bishop

Mr. Wildes so humorous haha.

Speaking of arrest - you heard about the witches

Mhhhhm

Well, the rye won't tend to itself, no no.

GEORGE

You know what's not fun? Being arrested for being a witch.

Mhhm

after mhhm

Seem like we need another round?

Good morrow, mister Proctor

What? What are you? Ohhh NO.. NO NO NO. Nooooo? Noooooooo? NO no no. NooOOOOOOoooo? Noooooo?

NO NO NO! (slap)

Sure seems he is doing something.

Something. How are your sons holding up through all this?

Morrow Johns. George.

Goody bishop.

Proctor can I get a -

Yep

Phew! Morrow, all.

Morrow, Constable Wides

No -no The prisoners they pay me to be imprisoned by me. You know, they pay for their own food, their blankets, having a bed. I'm told it makes a whole lot of sense.

Ohh yeah Sure mmmhhhm.

TO the best rye that's ever been and will ever be grown.

To operating a successful business and owning a large farm!

Yeah Nothing not to like here.

... I don't like any of it

Okay JOHN. Let's be cool about this. I know you're a witch now because Putnam said so-

Ye fiend! I won't go quietly! I shall go quite LOUDLY!

Hey! Everyone is saying there is something going on between you and that Abigail?

What, no? NO! no. NO! I don't know that child.

Monolauge

Before I go, ONE FINAL MONOLOGUE! First - I'm innocent, but more importantly, I, JOHN PROCTOR, DID NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL. Please if anyone revisits all this hundreds of years from now for some horrible reason, if you take anything away from it - take away this: I DID NOT HAVE AN ADULTEROUS AFFAIR WITH A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD. I have zero reason to even associate with her. Maybe if you age her up in that version it would be - No NO. I said it out loud and I don't like it. ... IT IS MY NAME. I DON'T GET ANOTHER. End of mono-