This is Our Youth- Done

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J: Where’s he going

WARREN: He just had a business transaction to perform.

JESSICA: What is he like the big drug dealer or something?

WARREN: He’s the big everyhting

Well… Sorry to bust in on you like this-

WARREN: Thats ok

JESSICA: -- but I actually just wanted to tell you I can't have brunch

WARREN: Why not?

JESSICA: Well, when I got home this morning I got into this really huge fight with my Mom and I think I'd better just be at home today. She kind of freaked out that I never called last night, so now she wants to have some big Landmark Discussion about how we're gonna handle my living there this year…

WARREN: Well … Thanks for cancelling in person.

Jessica: Well, I'm sorry, but my Mom's really upset and getting along with her is a really big priority for me right now. I tried to call before, but the line was busy.

WARREN: Do you want to make a plan for any time this week?

JESSICA: I think I'd better just chill out a bit this week, actually

WARREN: All right.

JESSICA: Well…You seem like you're really angry…

Warren: I'm not.

JESSICA: Well, that's not the impression you're conveying, but ..

Warren: No - I guess I just don't understand why you walked ten blocks out of your way so you could be around the corner so you could buzz up and tell me you can't have brunch with me.

JESSICA: Uh no: I told you I tried to call…

Warren: Yeah- he was on the phone for like two minutes.

JESSICA: All right, Im sorry

Warren: There's nothing to be sorry about.

JESSICA: All right. So… can i ask you something?

WARREN: go ahead

JESSICA: Did you tell Dennis what happened last night?

WARREN: Um… I guess.

JESSICA: Really. What did you say?

WARREN: Nothing. I said we had a nice time.

Jessica: That's all?

WARREN: Pretty much.

JESSICA: I find that really hard to believe.

WARREN: Why?

JESSICA: I don't know. Don't you guys get into like comparing notes and stuff?

WARREN: I'm not really into that.

Jessica: Well… ok… its just- this is getting a little weird now because when i talked to valarie, she asked me if anything happened with us last night and for some reason, i guess i didnt really tell her that anything did. So now shes gonna talk to Dennis and im going to look like a total liar to someone im just starting to be close friends with and who i really care about…!

Warren: Um…So…I don't really get…You're mad at me because you lied to Valerie?

Jessica: No, I just should have figured that you would rush off to tell your friends that you ****ed me-

WARREN: Whoa!

JESSICA: -- whereas I might be more inclined to be a little more discreet about it till I found out where I stood with you.

WARREN: I didn't ****in' rush off anywhere!

JESSICA: yeah whatever you know what? it doesnt really matter-

Warren: I came back here 'cause I'm staying here-

JESSICA: OK, but you know what? It really doesn't matter -

Warren: And the minute I walked through the door he like totally grilled me-

JESSICA: Oh so you just tell him anything he wants to know no matter what the consequences are for somebody else

WARREN: No! Will you let me finish my -

JESSICA: But honestly, warren? I really don't care who you told, or what you told them, because people are gonna tink whatever they think and you know what? theres nothing I can do about it.

WARREN: What people? What are you talking about!?

JESSICA: I don't know, but whatever it is I must be wrong because of the way you're yelling.

Warren: You're not anything!

JESSICA: Well, it really- I should just listen to my instincts, you know? Because your instincts are never wrong. And it was totally against my instinct to come over here last night, and it was definitely against my instinct to sleep with you, but i did and its too late. And now my mom is totally furious at me, i probably ruined my friendship with Valarie, and now like Dennis Ziegler thinks im like easy pickins or something-

WARREN: Nobody thinks anything -

JESSICA: and its not like i even care what he thinks, ok? Because I dont actually know him. Or you. Or Valarie, for that matter! So it doesnt really matter. Ive made new friends before. I can make more new friends now if i have to. So lets just forget the whole thing ever happened, you can chalk one up in your book or whatever.

Warren: I don't have a book.

JESSICA: - and I'll just know better next time! Hopefully. OK?

WARREN: I don't really get what you're so upset about.

Jessica: Well i guess i'm just insane

Warren: I thought we had a really good time together, and I was actually in a fairly Up state of mind for once.

Jessica: im sure you were

WARREN: Well, I didn't mean that in any kind of lascivious way, so I don't know why you want to take it like that. I really like you.

JESSICA: Yeah, whatever

WARREN: No not whatever! I'm sorry I said anything to Dennis. I definitely caved in to the peer pressure. But I also definitely said as little as possible and was totally respectful of you in the way I talked about you. Even though I was pretty excited about what happened last night, and also about like, maybe like, the prospect of like, I don't know, like going out with you - Which I would be very into, if you were. But if you want to think the whole thing meant nothing to me, then go ahead, because that's not the case.

JESSICA: Well…You know, i really-

Warren: It's totally weird….even though nothing really bad actually happened. You know?

JESSICA: Well… I dont know

Warren: But I really like you…I don't really agree with most of your opinions…

JESSICA: Oh thank you

Warren:…but I don't meet a lot of people who can actually make me think, you know? And who can hold their own in an interesting discussion. And who I'm totally hot for at the same time. You know? It's a fairly effective combination.

JESSICA: I dont know warren things are just really weid in my life right now. And everything youre saying is really sweet, but i have literally no idea whether you mean it or not. Its like my instinct is just broken.. and i guess sometimes actions speak louder than words.

Warren: But what action could I possibly take except to say that I'm sorry for whatever it is you think I've done?

JESSICA: Presents are always nice. Just kidding.

Warren: You want a present?

JESSICA: I'm just kidding

WARREN: Why? I'm sitting on twelve thousand dollars. I'll buy you a sports car. OK?

JESSICA: Thats ok. I dont even have a license yet.

Warren: Well, what do you want?

JESSICA: …are you serious

WARREN: Name it.

JESSICA: OK… Um could I have the hat

Warren: Definitely.

JESSICA: really

Warren: It's yours. Here.

JESSICA: …Don't if you don't want to.

Warren: I really want to.

J: why

Warren: Because I really like you.

JESSICA: Well- I dont know what to say.. I mean I cant believe it… I cant believe that you would give me something that means this much to you- i dont even know what to day

WARREN: Good.

J: What do you think?

Warren: …Looks great on you…

J: you think

Warren: Definitely.

JESSICA: Well, you look totally miserable.

Warren: I'm not.

JESSICA: Well I'm sorry, but I feel really weird taking your grandfather's hat.

Warren: Then why'd you ****ing ask me for it?

J: I was totally kidding when i asked you for something-

WARREN: No you weren't!

J: Yes I was! And then you insisted I pick something! Only why did you give it to me if you don't want me to have it?!

WARREN: Because I really want you to have it!

J: But why do you keep SAYING that when you obviously DON'T!?

WARREN: NO! ! What do I have to do, like BEG you to take it from me?!

J: OK sorry. Well… I mean… Should I just go home?

Warren: I don't know… Do whatever.

JESSICA: Well, then i guess I will. Should I assume you no longer want to go out this week?

Warren: I don't think we can. I'm all out of baseball hats.

J: Can I please say something?

WARREN: You try to give me that hat back one more time, I swear to God I'll ****in' burn it … !

JESSICA: Well, that would be up to you.