Mrs. PC lines - Madrigals 2026

But no, you silly baboon in ze funny hat, I am from Gay Paree Ms…

Naughty, naughty, naughty! I am in charge of political correctness here…and…you can not say….gay, you insensitive, un caring, politically unaware person…of negligible intellect and questionable parentage!

Well, excuse moi, shall we say…I am from…happee Paree? Zat does not offend you-all, does it?

Very good. Very non offensive, bland as milk toast, but nice…very nice

Is anyone surprised? Now, I need teo rogues, an emperor, a regulation size child and…a busybody.

Say there, yoo hoo, I can play the busybody. My body has been busy ever since I was fourteen….you know, baking cookies….staying home to take care of my children….listening to Larry King Live….

I was a knave: i was so brave

Oh, naughty naughty naughty! I must object. “Save the rogue foundation” will surely take offence

Marvelous idea! They’ll buy it if it costs enough and we can guarantee great cost overruns and franchises on their counties

Naughty, naughty, naughty! Wait just a merry minute, boys. You can not proceed without an…”enviornmental Impact statement”

Right, then. How about this for an..environmental impact statement: “it looks like a good environment to me…wouldn’t want to live here, but a nice place for a fantasy

I think thats just swell. Thank you. Thats all.

…and so they toileted and toileted far into the night…

Naughty, naughty, naughty! Thats toiled, not toileted.

But the busybody did not admire it.

I just dont get it. I dont see a thing. Not one single thing

Well, obviously you are not one of the “culturally elite”

Well, I should hope not!

And neither did the child

Did you see anything?

mm-mm

Speak up, child, I can’t hear you. Did you say, “yea or nay”

I promised jester not to say anything word, but if I were to say a word, the word which I would say would be…nothing. I see nothing and I say nothing! Now, there..! Said it!

For the life of me, I do not know what is happening to these modern day Renaissance children.

I don’t have to

Is it all right to peek? How does his majesty look?