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Where you guys talking about the Khmer Rouge

Yeah

Did you read that

That article yeah

What article?

So Horrible.

Yeah

Guys what article?

Would you shut the fock up?

I thought it was Kimmer Roog

No I’m pretty sure it’s Khmer Rouge

Oh Khmer Rouge

Yeah Khmer Rouge

(British accent) Khmer Rouge!

You are such an idiot

Whatever.

I read it and like couldn’t tell
But like… what’s the khmer rouge

They’re like Nazi’s in Cambodia

but in the 70s

That’s not quite…

You don’t know about the Khmer Rouge?

No. Am I supposed to? Am I supposed to know about the Khmer Rouge?

They don’t teach you about Cambodia at St. Albert?

um I don’t think so

*Superior) Oh…

We don’t do genocides ‘til senior year.

I’m getting such a bad grade in social studies - that Armenia project killed me. (Looking at nice partner) How do you know about the Khmer Rouge?

I don’t know… it’s the Khmer Rouge.

Like Hermione, right? When I was little I thought it was Her-mon-i-on.

Were we talking about focking Harry Potter? Um, no we were talking about the Khmer Rouge. the KHMER ROUGE, okay? Who were like - Asian Nazis and killed billions of people. So like have a sense of like…

Not being a dick about it

It was 100s of 1000s of people not billions…

Whatever

That makes a huge difference. There are only like 7 billion people on the entire planet.

Okay

It’s’ just factually inaccurate.

Yeah I get it, I was just - like - making a point

You’ve played soccer before, right?

What do you mean?

Did you play OH DEE PEE?

ODP?

Olympic Development Program

Like… there’s no way this is your first time on a team. There’s like, SO no way.

No, the Olympics? Definitely not. This is actually my first team with like jerseys

Really dude?

Yes

But that’s…

You’re so GOOD

Oh I mean I’ve played before.

I’ve played a lot

Where?

Uh well all over the world actually

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

Yeah my mom travels a lot for her job so we move uh pretty much constantly

Whoa

And everyone plays football

Um - soccer. Like everywhere like.

Jakarta, Krakow, La Paz, uhh Kampala

Even if you don’t speak the language so

It’s uh… it’s a good way to uh make uhhh

friends…

… Wait what does your mom do?

Does she like work for the CIA?

OMIGOSH IS YOUR MOM A SPY?

Haha no no she’s um… she’s a travel writer

That’s something you can actually be?

I guess so. Not a lot of people o it.

Wait wait wait is she like FAMOUS?

Not unless you’re really into travel writing.

So like, where have YOU gone?

Oh um all over. We just got back from Morocco. Before that, Cambodia.

You’ve been to Cambodia?

Yeah I um I think I told you that

Whoa

Holy shit man. So like.. you know all about the Kimmer Roog.

Sorta…

Wait if you’ve been to all these places then

like why the fuck are you living here?

Oh my grandma lives here. She’s really sick

She has… emphysema?

Oh my gosh.

Hey um… sorry about your leg

It fucking sucks

You should’ve been out there today.

I know

You’re a really good striker.

Yeah I know…

You looked good out there.

Really?

Yeah Really.

Thanks.

I mean obviously duh you were so awesome.

That means a lot. That’s…. thanks.

Whatever don’t be weird about it.

Thank GOD you came back from Cambodia you know? That’s all I gotta say thank. GOD.

Man… you’ve had a rough couple of months huh?

What do you mean?

You know the uh the um thing around Thanksgiving.

What?

It’s just great that you have such a supportive boyfriend.

The fuck you know about my boyfriend? Wait. ARE YOU FOCKING SERIOUS?

Hey no, that’s not

It was just PLAN B you DEEKS

I didn’t tell anyone I swear!

You know what? Fock you guys! Fock this! What I do with my body is my focking business.
I don’t need this. I quit.

You’re not going to focking quit

You’re right. I’m not going to.
I focking love soccer.

Maybe I’ll just join BLUE STORM.

fock you

Fock YOU! I invited YOU and YOU moped like a little poosay.

You LEFT ME ALONE with that guy.

He LIKED you! And you said he was HOT

Yeah but you just like… you abandoned by to go FOCK your stupid FOCKING boyfriend! SO VERY LOUDLY

I LOVE HIM OKAY??? AND I NEVER GET TO SEE HIM! EVER!

And then SKIIED on your focking SPRAINED ANKLE