BE MORE CHILL - JENNA ROLAN - ALL LINES

SCARY STOCKBOY

I’m sold out!

Of…shoes?

SCARY STOCKBOY

Oh, you’re here for shoes.

It’s a shoe store.

CHLOE

Not now, Jenna!

But guess who I saw at the mall last night… with Jake.

MR. REYES

Let’s begin, people! Curtains rise on Athens… Georgia. The Center for Disease Control.

Now fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on aspace… Bring me Patient Zero!

BROOKE

Doctor, why is her cheeckso pale? How chance the roses there fade so fast?

She has been attacked in the wasteland. Some say it’s spirits. Some say it’s fairies. Some say it’s the return of the hostile alien race who invaded our fair planet one thousand years ago this midsummer…

JEREMY

Get out of my way, Loser.

MICHEAL steps aside and JEREMY exits. A knock on the door

Hello! Other people have to pee!

MICHEAL
I’m having my period.

Take your time, honey.

JENNA ROLAN catches JEREMY with the beaker.

‘Scuse me, what the frig is that?

JEREMY

Oh! I’m just… filling this prop beaker with Puck’s pansy serum

I’m getting Mr Reyes.

JEREMY

Wait! How are you feeling today?

No one’s ever asked me that before. I know everything about everyone in this school. But no one ever wants to know me.

THE SQUIP

She’d do anything to feel like she belongs.

I’d do anything to feel like I belong.

JEREMY

Then I guess… would you maybe want to… drink this?

What’s in it?

JEREMY
A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems. And Mountain Dew.

Okay!

MR REYES

Welcome, everybody… And could it possibly be related to the sudden arrival of space aliens…from space?

Now fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on aspace. Bring me Patient Zero!

MICHAEL

Got it!

Oh Michael… I just wanted to be part of the group. Now I finally am. And we won’t let you take that away.

CHLOE

It’s crazy, but ever since we all did ectasy at the school play, I’ve felt really connected to you guys.

So we decided to help you out. (singing) Make her feel welcome and seen