Theater (Ruby Gemworth, Ethel Fairfax, Ms.Butler, Williams.

Now, the first of the guests should be arriving soon. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what an important weekend this is here at Thornwood Manor. Some of the most famous names in Hollywood will be here, so please, don’t act starstruck, but make sure the level of service is top notch. Mr. Thornwood has invited all of the most important people involved in production of his latest film. (Butler’s line)

Great. Hollywood people.

They’re all absolutely nuts. At the last celebrity party Mr. Thornwood threw, everyone went into the garden and broke out into the jitterbug, and my peonies were trampled! (Butler’s line)

 And a certain Academy Award winner had a little too much of the old sauce, toppled right over my three-tiered cake, and sent it hurling straight into the reflection pond.

Lady Fairfax, you’re looking… well. (Fairfax’s line)

Hogwash! You mean to say I look ancient. Well, I feel it too. But here I am, still kicking. Or rolling, you could say. Silas! Roll me over to the second-rate celebrities.

Ah, Lady Fairfax. My dear benefactor. (fairfax’s line)

I’ve thrown more money into your crazy projects than I can count, and every new movie you make, there are so many last minute changes, script rewrites and cost overruns. I told you when I agreed to finance this picture that you’d better stick to the plan

Not again! (Ruby’s line)

We’re all doomed!

Now we establish where everyone was when Ms. Butler and Ms. Cooke were pushed. I suggest you all get comfortable, because no one should leave the room. (Ruby’s line)

But we haven’t even had our dinner yet.

Your face. CLICK (Butler’s line)

Goat cheese and fig bruschetta, everyone!

 Completely impassable, and the rain hasn’t let up at all. (Butler’s line)

I’ve taken the liberty of preparing everyone’s dinner to be delivered to their rooms, Mr. Melvin.

What on earth is all the fuss about? (Fairfax’s line)

Butler and Cooke are dead.

Cooke had the flashlight. (Fairfax’s line)

Cooke! Cooke, turn on the flashlight!

Now we establish where everyone was when Ms. Butler and Ms. Cooke were pushed. I suggest you all get comfortable, because no one should leave the room. (Ruby’s line)

 But we haven’t even had our dinner yet.

Detective, I can assure you Lady Fairfax doesn’t have the physical strength to do something like this. I mean… look at her. (Ruby’s line)

Maybe she doesn’t… but what about you, Dr. Stone?

The constable is right. We should all just make sure. (Williams’s line)

Aha! I’ve found something!

Come along. (Williams’s line)

You’re going away for good.

 Oh Vivian, that’s how I knew it couldn’t have been you either! EXIT (Fairfax’s line)

Silas! Get me out of this wretched place! Fufu and I are ready to go home!

I can’t go to prison! I’m too pretty! (Ruby’s line)

I’m the pretty one! You’re the… oh forget it. We’re both idiots.

I told you! Didn’t we tell you? (Ruby’s line)

Alright, alright! Fine, it’s true! Thornwood was blackmailing us! He was going to take away everything!