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This story starts with our three heroes,Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, and Joe Swanson, emerging from the ground, landing in their hometown, Quahog. They now have possession of the golden eggroll, the powerful artifact known to be able to control all Chinese people. Quagmire has the idea to travel to France to collect one of the next golden carbs, The Golden Baguette, when they go to the airport to buy tickets, they plan to go to France but Joe’s stupid ahh buys tickets to London! Joe tries to hide the fact he messed up so the other two don’t learn about their destination until they’re on the plane. when they arrive in London they are dumbfounded when Cleveland and Quagmire learn how expensive those tickets were and they end up losing all of their money. Now they need a way to make money for a plane ticket to France so they brainstorm ideas and then Quagmire has a great idea to battle King Charles 3rd and hold him ransom to get money for the tickets. as the three storm Buckingham palace their hearts are racing with excitement and fear, each armed with their unique skills: Glenn with his charm, Cleveland with his cunning, and Joe with sheer determination. They hatch a plan to infiltrate the palace, using a mix of distraction and stealth, aiming to reach the throne room where King Charles III resides. As they maneuver through the opulent halls, they can’t help but marvel at the lavish decor, but their focus remains on the task at hand. Once they reach the throne room, they find the king sipping tea and discussing state affairs, completely unaware of the chaos about to ensue. However, they are spotted when they enter the room when King Charles III sends the guards after them but Quagmire and Cleveland don’t run, instead Quagmire use his trusty trench coat and fedora to turn into super Quagmire. As he draws his AK-47 from his coat, starts shooting at the guards as they scramble for cover and Cleveland Brown whips out his surplus of egg rolls he has left over from China and starts throwing them and the opponents try to dodge the incoming barrage while slipping on the soy sauce that spills from the breakable containers. The guards, caught off guard by this unconventional attack, stumble and fall, providing Glenn a perfect opportunity to rush towards the king, ready to engage in the next phase of their outrageous mission. With a swift motion, Quagmire ducks behind a marble pillar, using it as cover while he reloads, his heart racing with adrenaline. He grabs King Charles III and threaten to shoot if they don’t pay up. In that tense moment, the king's eyes widen, realizing the absurdity of the situation, and he swiftly motions for his advisors to react. "What do you want, Quagmire?" he manages to stammer, trying to assert some control amid the chaos. Quagmire smirks, adjusting his fedora, and retorts, "A million dollars or I'll let my friend Cleveland here start tossing even more egg rolls!" The guards look at each other, confused but wary, as Cleveland reloads his egg rolls, preparing for another onslaught. The room is filled with shouts as the unlikely duo holds the royal gathering hostage an absurdly imaginative plan. With the tension mounting, one of the advisors steps forward, attempting to negotiate. "Surely we can come to a better arrangement that doesn’t involve food projectiles," they plead, eyeing the egg rolls nervously. “No we can’t” says Quagmire, ready to squeeze the trigger. King Charles III caves in and pays the 1 million dollars. as they arrive in France ready to find the golden baguette. they are stopped by the French authorities, who question their intentions and demand to see proper documentation for their quest. Quagmire has no problem as he simply shoots them into submission. When he questioned the police about the location of the golden baguette, they told him it was being guarded by Marie Antoinette. the Three heroes rush through the streets to confront her , determined to claim the legendary treasure for themselves and prove the kingdom is nothing without their nummies. Upon reaching the opulent palace, they devise a clever plan to distract the guards and sneak past the lavish feasts that tempt them at every turn. When they arrive at the vault containing the golden baguette. the three prepare for an epic battle against their baguette blocking foe. Quagmire decides to use his stylish dance moves to stun Marie Antoinette with a mesmerizing performance, while his companions take advantage of the distraction for Joe to stealthily flank her from behind. As Joe has Marie pinned Cleveland comes in with the artillery and starts barraging her with egg rolls. The battle lasts for hours with both sides taking advantage of one another. Finally Cleveland lands one great shot with an egg roll and defeats Marie. the three rejoice as they celebrate their victory and their new-found treasure as they claim the golden baguette and head home. Quagmire is speechless except for saying “giggity”.