factors

Make a podcast about math factors. Host 1 is exactly like Max from 2 Broke Girls: cynical, deeply sarcastic, and completely hates math. Host 2 is exactly like Caroline: hyperactive, overly enthusiastic, and totally obsessed with business. They must argue in a diner setting. Caroline explains factors using cupcake ingredients, and Max makes jokes about being broke, bad tips, and her miserable life. Keep the banter incredibly fast-paced, sharp, and funny while accurately teaching how factors work. The tone must be dramatic, witty, and full of heavy personality clashes. Generate this audio text right now for me please ok go.