Turtles (Chelonia)
Marine Turtles (Cheloniidae)
Caretta caretta, Loggerhead sea turtle
Chelonia mydas, Green sea turtle
Eretmochelys imbricata, Atlantic hawksbill sea turtle
Lepidochelys kempii, Kemp's Ridley sea turtle
Snapping Turtles (Chelydridae)
Chelydra serpentina, Snapping turtle – Snakes are SERPENTS who SNAP
Macrochelys temminckii, Alligator snapping turtle
Leatherback (Dermochelyidae)
Dermochelys coriacea, Leatherback sea turtle
Pond and Marsh Turtles (Emydidae)
Chrysemys dorsalis, Southern painted turtle [NON-NATIVE]
Clemmys guttata, Spotted turtle -He is GLUTTANOES and wants more SPOTTS
Deirochelys reticularia, Chicken turtle
Graptemys barbouri, Barbour's map turtle
Graptemys pseudogeographica, False map turtle -PSUEDO means fALSE and
GEOGRAPHIC is MAP, so literally false map
Malaclemys terrapin, Diamondback terrapin
Pseudemys concinna, River cooter
Pseudemys nelsoni, Florida redbelly cooter [NON-NATIVE in part] -His name is
NELSON and hes a fat sourtherner with a RED BELLY
Pseudemys floridana peninsularis, Peninsula cooter [NON-NATIVE in part]
Pseudemys suwanniensis, Suwannee cooter
Terrapene carolina, Eastern box turtle
Trachemys scripta, Pond slider [NON-NATIVE in part]
Musk and Mud Turtles (Kinosternidae)
Kinosternon baurii, Striped mud turtle
Kinosternon subrubrum, Mud turtle
Sternotherus minor, Loggerhead musk turtle
Sternotherus odoratus, Eastern Musk turtle – MUSK is a stinky ODOR
Tortoises (Testudinidae)
Gopherus polyphemus, Gopher tortoise
Softshell Turtles (Trionychidae)
Apalone ferox, Florida softshell [NON-NATIVE in part]
Apalone spinifera, Spiny softshell
Crocodilians (Crocodylia)
Alligators and Caimans (Alligatoridae)
Alligator mississippiensis, American alligator MISSISSIPPI is such an AMERICAN
river
Caiman crocodilus, Spectacled caiman [NON-NATIVE]
Crocodiles (Crocodylidae)
Crocodylus acutus, American crocodile – He is a CROCODILE ACTUALLY
Worm Lizards (Amphisbaenians)
Florida Worm Lizard (Rhineuridae)
Rhineura floridana, Florida worm lizard
Lizards (Sauria)
Dragon Lizards (Agamidae)
Agama agama, African rainbow lizard [NON-NATIVE]
Glass Lizards and Alligator Lizards (Anguidae)
Ophisaurus attenuatus, Slender glass lizard – She pays ATTENTION to her diet to stay
SLENDER
Ophisaurus compressus, Island glass lizard -ISLANDS are COMPRESSED
Ophisaurus mimicus, Mimic glass lizard
Ophisaurus ventralis, Eastern glass lizard
Chameleons (Chamaeleonidae)
Chamaeleo calyptratus, Veiled chameleon [NON-NATIVE]
Helmeted Lizards (Corytophanidae)
Basiliscus vittatus, Brown basilisk [NON-NATIVE]
Anoles (Dactyloidae)
Anolis carolinensis, Green anole
Anolis equestris, Knight anole [NON-NATIVE]
Anolis sagrei, Cuban brown anole [NON-NATIVE] – SAGREI is just a gross word like
CUBAN BROWN ANOLES are gross
Typical Geckos (Gekkonidae)
Gekko gecko, Tokay gecko [NON-NATIVE]
Hemidactylus garnotii, Indo-Pacific house gecko [NON-NATIVE] -We GOT INDO-
PACIFIC HOUSE GECKOS IN the house
Hemidactylus mabouia, Tropical house gecko [NON-NATIVE] -HOUSE GECKOS are
MY BOO, YA
Iguanas (Iguanidae)
Iguana iguana, Green iguana [NON-NATIVE]
Curly-Tailed Lizards (Leiocephalidae)
Leiocephalus carinatus, Northern curlytail lizard [NON-NATIVE]
North American Spiny Lizards (Phrynosomatidae)
Sceloporus undulatus, Eastern fence lizard -He goes UNDER the FENCE
Sceloporus woodi, Florida scrub lizard -SCRUBS are WOODI
Skinks (Scincidae)
Plestiodon egregius, Mole skink -MOLES are EGREGIUS
Plestiodon fasciatus, Common five-lined skink -FIVE LINES are FAKE
Plestiodon inexpectatus, Southeastern five-lined skink -I’m NOT ECPECTING a
SOUTHERN version
Plestiodon laticeps, Broadhead skink -He has BROAD LATS #gymbro
Plestiodon reynoldsi, Florida sand skink – His name is REYNOLD
Scincella lateralis, Ground skink -He is LATERAL to the GROUND
Dwarf Geckos (Sphaerodactylidae)
Sphaerodactylus notatus, Florida reef gecko
Whiptail Lizards (Teiidae)
Aspidoscelis sexlineata, Six-lined racerunner -SEX is like SIX
Salvator merianae, Argentine Black & whitet Tegu [NON-NATIVE]
Monitors (Varanidae)
Varanus niloticus, Nile tonitor [NON-NATIVE]
Snakes (Serpentes)
Typical Snakes (Colubridae)
Cemophora coccinea, Scarlet snake
Coluber constrictor, Eastern racer
Coluber flagellum, Eastern coachwhip
Drymarchon couperi, Eastern indigo snake
Lampropeltis calligaster, Mole kingsnake
Lampropeltis elapsoides, Scarlet kingsnake
Lampropeltis extenuata, Short-tailed kingsnake – He wants to EXTEND his tail but its
SHORT
Lampropeltis getula, Common kingsnake -You can GET lots of them since they are
COMMON
Opheodrys aestivus, Rough green snake
Pantherophis alleghaniensis, Eastern ratsnake
Pantherophis guttatus, Eastern corn snake -He is also GLUTTANEOS for CORN
Pantherophis spiloides, Gray rat snake
Pituophis melanoleucus, Pine snake
Tantilla coronata, Southeastern crowned snake^ -He was CORRINATED with a
CROWN
Tantilla oolitica, Rim rock crowned snake
Tantilla relicta, Florida crowned snake^ -He is a CROWNED king in FLORIDA with a
RELIC crown
Rear-Fanged Snakes (Dipsadidae)
Diadophis punctatus, Ringneck snake
Farancia abacura, Mud snake -They have fun colors so ABCADABRA! Fun colors!
Farancia erytrogramma, Rainbow snake
Heterodon platirhinos, Eastern hognose snake -He has an upturned NOSE like a RHINO
Heterodon simus, Southern hognose snake -SOUTHERNERS have lots of SINUS issues
from pollen
Rhadinaea flavilata, Pine woods snake
Elapids (Elapidae)
Micrurus fulvius, Eastern coral snake
Water Snakes, Grass Snakes, and Garter Snakes (Natricidae)
Haldea striatula, Rough earth snake
Liodytes alleni, Striped crayfish snake
Liodytes pygaea, Swamp snake
Liodytes rigida, Glossy crayfish snake -He doesn’t have RIDGES since he is GLOSSY
Nerodia clarkii, Salt marsh snake -Names after who found him named CLARK
Nerodia erythrogaster, Plainbelly water snake
Nerodia fasciata, Southern water snake -He is FAKE and lives in the SOUTH
Nerodia floridana, Florida green water snake
Nerodia sipedon, Midland water snake -He SIPS water his he is in the MIDDLE of the
LAND
Nerodia taxispilota, Brown water snake
Regina septemvittata, Queen snake
Storeria dekayi, Brown snake^ -Things DECAY and turn BROWN
Storeria occipitomaculata, Redbelly snake
Storeria victa, Florida brown snake^
Thamnophis sauritus, Eastern ribbon snake
Thamnophis sirtalis, Garter snake
Virginia valeriae, Eastern smooth earth snake -Her name is Valerie
Pythons (Pythonidae)
Python bivittatus, Burmese python [NON-NATIVE]
Blind Snakes (Typhlopidae)
Indotyphlops braminus, Brahminy blind snake [NON-NATIVE]
Vipers (Viperidae)
Agkistrodon contortrix, Copperhead -They like to CONTORT themselves
Agkistrodon piscivorus, Cottonmouth
Crotalus adamanteus, Eastern diamondback rattlesnake -His name is ADAM
Crotalus horridus, Timber rattlesnake -Their bite is HORRIBLE
Sistrurus miliarius, Dusky pigmy rattlesnake