Venus and mars

Venus runs to mars excitedly “I’ve got big news!” Mars jumps startled “ah! What do you want?!” Venus squeals “they’re married! We did it!” Mars pumps fist in the air “yes!” 6 months later. Venus sighs loudly “ughhhh mars do your freaking job!” Mars looks offended “it’s not my fault Jane is so moody!” Venus rolls her eyes “I guess you’ve got them intimate but that’s it. Thats literally all! He doesn’t even light candles for romantic effect!” Mars puts his hands up defensively “hey the man could just be sensitive to smell!” Venus groans “stop defending him! Ugh you’re such a man!” Mars rolls his eyes “and you’re such a woman! Regardless we can fix this ok?