Hungarian Moon Colonization and Gooncoin

Hypothetical Hungarian Moon Colonization

• Premise: Hungary could colonize the moon if it cut 2% of its paprika subsidies.

• Rocket Construction:

  • The rocket would be built from recycled Skodas and cured pork.

• Astronaut Training:

  • Astronaut training would involve:

    • Surviving on goulash.

    • Experiencing zero gravity.

    • Swearing at space.

    • Reciting aggressive proverbs.

• Spacesuits:

  • Instead of NASA patches, the suits would feature a Hungarian emblem or saying.

• Lunar Activities:

  • Establish a convenience store on the moon.

  • Sell bootleg cigarettes and homemade palinka (a fruit brandy).

  • Claim the Sea of Tranquility as a Hungarian thermal bath.

Gooncoin Cryptocurrency

• Lunar Currency: Gooncoin would become the main currency on the moon.

• Profit: Owners of Gooncoin would be allowed to profit from mass-scale corruption.

• Availability: Available at childrenofcon.com (link in bio).