Go Daddy Commercial

Texting. Hold us fingers to camera. “Hi. I’m Tameka. I’m the designer of True You Teas,

I make our brand look beautiful. Obviously.

Obviously.

This is my hand cream. It’s imported. And what I’ve learned is that there are two kinds of people in the world:

…two kinds of people in the world:

those who respect expensive hand cream, (finger claps) and those who don’t. (finger claps)

…and those who don’t.

Chip? He respects it. Babs and Billy? They do not.

Babs and Billy? They do not.

Oh, and there are two other kinds of people in the world. The spreaders, like Billy, who lay out their breakfast stuff all over the dinging room table, which is tragically my desk.

*Her phone beeps. She picks it up and gestures to the camera to wait…*

What does success look like for me? That’s actually a really good question. (Thinks)

(Thinks)

Well, my success is different from your success, and how you define success is different to me. 

and how you define success is different to me. 

Like, for some people, success is having a family, but for others it’s, like, muting the patriarchy. So…

So…

I just think you should maybe rethink the meaning of the actual word.

actual word.

Wait, what was the question again?