Alice #3

And this is cousin Helga from Baden - Baden.

Who’s that looking over her shoulder?

Oh, no. That’s her other head.

She has two heads?

Well, you know what they say.

And who’s that man in the dress?

Oh. That’s Aunt Herman. Wednesday’s uncle, twice removed.

I don’t understand.

Well, they removed it once - but it grew back.

And here’s Gomez and me, at our wedding.

What’s that?

Our wedding vows.

That’s so romantic.

“We promise to tango at least three times a week.”

for passion

“We promise to tell each other everything.”

for truth

Everything?

Of course.

And you’re still married?

More than ever.

Boy, it sure doesn’t work that way in our house.

How does it work?

Well -

“What’s good for the gander is a nice quiet goose;

If I told Mal my secrets, all hell would break loose.”

Alice, I’m shocked. What kind of marriage is it where you keep secrets?

A long one.