Spongebob Script - Spongebob Cues

...The yellow sponge.

Good morning world, and all who inhabit it!

...ON A BEAUTIFUL BIKINI BOTTOM DAY.

Good morning Patrick!

It's morning already?

Yep, and I'm singing an opening number!

IT'S A TYPICAL BIKINI BOTTOM DAY

No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock.

I don't think so.

Sure: clock, smock, electroshock (Aha! Best one yet!) Pop and lock!

Would you two please keep it down?

Good morning, Squidward!!

THEY NEVER GO AWAY - TYPICAL BIKINI BOTTOM DAY

It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever.

What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?

I dunno, but I kinda liked it.

'Scuse me, SpongeBob, I'm gonna go power up the ol' seisomograph.

I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!

You say that every day.

And it's always true. Bye, Patrick! See you at work, Squidward!

...This Sandy Cheeks the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.

Hi, Sandy!

AND THIS TOWN IS ALL MINE JUST A TYPICAL BIKINI BOTTOM DAY.

Good morning, Ms. Mayor!

Pipe down, I'm governing here!

Hello, Mrs. Puff!

Spongebob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino

Heya, Larry the Lobster!

Watch where you're going, puny dude. I'm getting these claws swole!

Hi, Old Man Jenkins! HELLO!!

Get off my lawn!

Hello lawn! Hello street! Greetings Maestro! Hello sky! Hello flowers! Hello...Bikini Bottom!!!

Scene 2

I can't wait for another fine day at the finest eating establishment ever established for eating.

And here I thought it was a third-rate greasepot.

The finest third-rate greasepot, where I am proud to be Fry Cook of the Month.

You're the only fry cook.

There should be a prize for that too.

They're called the Electric Skates.

Uh, Mr. Krabs? If she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone would be great for the job.

Um. Is that something we should worry about?

Nah.

Nooo! This means we're going to have to...close for the day.

I don't get why everyone's so worried. Sure, that volcano might destroy everything. But on the other hand, it might not.

...shattered dreams, broken promises and abject misery.

But it's our horrible place...with the best abject misery there is! They'll see: everything's under control. Right?

...It's all deranged - no control

Don't you think you're being a little negative?

SpongeBob, what are you doing out of your pineapple? Everyone's supposed to be inside!

It's going to be fine. The Mayor said she'll handle it. And everyone knows you can always trust the government.

I figured out when, too. It's gonna happen at sundown tomorrow!!!!

Okay Sandy, but...

...leading to a cataclysmic eruption which will completely destroy Bikini Bottom. The End is nigh.

The end End?

AAAAAH!!!!

Patrick! PATRICK! You have to pull it together! Breathe...in, out...eyes here.

The end is coming! The end is coming--

Hey buddy, I get it. I get stressed out too sometimes. Like when Mr. Krabs says I'm not manager material.

You mean like polyester?

He said I'd never be more than a fry cook.

You are the most dependable, most responsible, most absorbent sponge I've ever met.

Thanks Patrick.

You just want some respect. I get that. I mean, I have a lot of great ideas, but no one ever pays attention to-

We're getting off topic, Patrick. The point is, we're gonna get through this emergency together. And we don't need television, as long as we have...imaginaaaaaation!

...ice cream! ...imgaination.

Right! Because we're B-F-F.

B-F-F. Bfffffff?

Best Friends Forever.

I've got it. We can find a way to halt the exponential increase of pyroclastic flow in the subterranean magma chamber.

Yeah, what she said. What did she say?

It worked, Karen. They listened to me. They treated me like I was their size.

Wait everyone - we can't just leave.

...Neptune's Trident! There aren't enough clams in all Bikini Bottom to pay for this!

I guess we'll have to stay.

It won't be long before we kiss our Bikini Bottom goodbye.

We can't abandon our home.

They made up their minds, Spongebob. About me too.

You need to tell them again, we can use science to-

They're not going to listen to a land mammal.

We can't just give up.

NO, YOU'RE JUST A SIMPLE SPONGE.

No, Mr. Krabs! I'll find a way to stop that volcano! We'll use science, like Sandy said.

YOU ARE STILL A SIMPLE SPONGE.

We can use her jetpack to get to the top! Wait, pretty sure it's only built for one.

SEE? YOU ARE A SIMPLE SPONGE.

We'll have to climb it, then. Patrick can help with that, he's super strong. Sandy's brains plus Patrick's brawn plus my...

YES, A VERY SIMPLE SPONGE

I'm not sure what my thing is. But that won't stop me. When the going gets tough, this sponge gets going!

Scene 7

Hey Mr. Krabs! Guess what? We won't have to leave Bikini Bottom after all. I'm putting together a team to save our town.

You mean family? No.

Community?

DADDY...MONEY...

Excuse me? Can I open my eyes now? Hey, don't cry.

Breaking news: a giant boulder is rolling down from Mount Humongous! And it's headed... this... way!

Don't worry, I've got it! I guess everyone was right. This will be the end...unless I can stop it. Gotta get my team together! You are not a simple sponge, you are not a simple sponge...

Scene 9

Get ready, Patrick! I have a plan to save the town and I need your help. We're gonna climb the volcano and use science to stop it from blowing.

Huh? Sorry. I found this great belly button scratcher while I was packing, and we've been having a reaaaaaally nice time together.

Patrick, I need to know: are you with me?

I'm right here, hello?

No I mean... ARE YOU WITH ME METAPHORICALLY UNTIL WE ACTUALLY START WITH THE TOWN SAVING?

I DON"T KNOW WHAT METAPHORICALLY MEANS BUT YES I'M WITH YOU!

Then welcome to the team.

Our team needs a name. How about Team...Patbob.

I prefer SpongeRick.

PatBobSpongeRick?

I like it. Now we have to go get Sandy. Team Member Number Three.

Mr. Star! Mr. Star!

Were you expecting all these sardines?

We see what you mean...What do I mean?

All suffering shall pass.

Eeeee! Life smells weird! Life smells weird!

What was that all about?

Who knows, but it's nice to get some respect for a change. Finally, someone understands: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma-

Come on, Patrick. We have to go find Sandy.

Sandy! Hey Sandy!

We've been looking for you everywhere!

Did you not see the pitchforks??

It's terrible what they're doing. But that doesn't change the fact we have a volcano to beat- and we need you on the team. Brains, Brawn, and... though I may not have a special skill to bring to the table, I'm coming too.

They don't want my help, they want me gone. And I can take a hint.

You can't leave. This is your home.

It's not, SpongeBob. Let's face it, I've never fit in here. Then again, I never really fit in Texas either. I was always the odd rodent out. No one knew what to make of a girl-squirrel who was into science and martial arts. I've never felt at home anywhere, really. And now it's time to dig up my acorns again and push on.

Okay, I understand you've gotta do what you've gotta do...acorns and all. But first, we need your help.

Just give it the old no how. There's no better time than now.

After what that mob's done, I understand why you'd want to leave. But we need you. Patrick can help climb the volcano, but you have to handle the stopping-it-from-erupting part. Because we have no clue how and time is running out really really fast. But no pressure.

Point is, this could work. I reckon I can have this bubble device built by tomorrow morning.

So you'll stay and help us?

Boys, I'm still gonna push on from this town o' yours, but you're my friends. So first, I say we give this idea a shot.

Three heroes, to the rescue!

LOOK OUT WORLD-

Hey Squidward, good news. We're going to save Bikini Bottom!

What're you talking about?! Explain yourself, rhombus slacks.

Sandy's going to build an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano.

Did you say an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano?

Yes, an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano.

I'll work on a better name.

And all we have to do is climb to the top of Mount Humongous and drop it in!

You're kidding right? Nobody's ever made it to the top alive.

When you say nobody, do you mean that as a figure of speech, or...?

Patrick Star! Patrick Star!

Hey, do you hear that?

Patrick Star! Patrick Star! Patrick Star!

It's the sardines...

SUPER SEA-STAR SAVIOR - PATRICK STAR!!

No no no no no, you can't leave! We have a mountain to climb.

That was before I was a savior.

You said you'd be with me no matter what.

...Unless I became a savior. Pretty sure I said that.

What about our team?

This is my moment SpongeBob. Don't ruin it.

Okay then. Go. I don't need you.

You don't?

Nope. Forget about our team. It has a stupid name anyway.

You said you liked it! Well, I don't like you!

I don't like you more.

At least I don't live in a fruit!

At least I don't have a cone head!

At least I'm not SQUARE! SQUARE! SQUARE!

PINK! PINK!

YELLOW!

FINE.

FINE.

FINE!

FINE!

FINE!!

FINE!! FINE!!! We're out.

What're we going to do now? Patrick's the brawn. No way we get up that mountain without him.

It is the next morning, and we find ourselves once again in Bikini Bottom. Here we see SpongeBob, sound asleep in his pineapple home...Meow...Meow...

...Oh Gary, I had a terrible nightmare. It seemed so real...No, it's too crazy, I can't tell you...Okay, okay. I dreamed the end was coming at sundown today... and Patrick abandoned me. Ha, told you it was crazy!

Good morning Bikini Bottom. Our top story: the end is coming at sundown today, and friends are abandoning friends...Ten minutes later...One hour later...Fifty years later.

...So it wasn't a dream? Nooooooooooo...Oooooooooo......Oooooooooo

Meow?

This? Comes right off.

Meow.

You're right. I have to pull myself together. Pull it together, self! We have a town to save.

I JUST WON'T LOOK DOWN ON THIS MAYBE LAST BIKINI BOTTOM DAY!...Meow...

You need to be strong now, Gary. If I don't make it back, and I may not, you have to go on without me...And I carry you in mine, Gary. Always.

Freeze! State your name!

SpongeBob SquarePants. You know me.

Just following procedure, dude. He's not on the No Swim List.

No Swim List? I don't understand. And is that a jeklyfish on a stick?

...Blame the squirrel! Are they gone?

Yep.

Then let's get moving while the coast is clear.

Do you have the ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano?

Took me all night, but it's ready.

Will you look at that. The ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano.

Oh, I came up with a name too: "The Erupter Interrupter.”

Very catchy.

Yeah?...Cause I wasn't sure...Oh, good...Who doesn't like a good rhyme?

...Yeah...I think the rhyme is great...Rolls off the tongue...I know I do.

To the mountain!

Heroes, march!

Let us now journey to Mount Humongous, towering above Bikini Bottom in all its great and fearsome majesty.

When you get right up to it, it looks even taller.

It sure does.

Hey, check out this sign. "Voted Most Likely to Kill You, Seven Years in a Row."